Story of A Non Mandarin Speaking Chinese.
As everybody knows about Malaysia is a country where multiple races of citizen living in a harmony & peaceful environment. Well, sometimes things might not go as smooth as you are thinking. Below is a joke that would most likely happen in Malaysia.
Singh : "Ah Meng, can you buy some of those 'FRIED EGGS' on your way back?"
Ah Meng : "Okay boss."
** "'FRIED EGGs'......How to say in Mandarin leh??? Fried is 炸..." mumbling by Ah Meng.
Ah Meng : "Uncle! 给我三粒'炸'蛋 please."
(traslation in english : Uncle, i want 3 pcs of ZHA DAN [FRIED EGG])
Cook : "你要炸弹??? 找死啊?? 死仆街!! 玩嘢啊!!!"
(what! you want bomb? bustard! Don't fool around here!)
** 炸蛋 = BOMB
Summary : Sometimes, things might not be so simple as you first look at it. A deeper consideration is required to avoid unnecessary embarrassment
Singh : "Ah Meng, can you buy some of those 'FRIED EGGS' on your way back?"
Ah Meng : "Okay boss."
** "'FRIED EGGs'......How to say in Mandarin leh??? Fried is 炸..." mumbling by Ah Meng.
Ah Meng : "Uncle! 给我三粒'炸'蛋 please."
(traslation in english : Uncle, i want 3 pcs of ZHA DAN [FRIED EGG])
Cook : "你要炸弹??? 找死啊?? 死仆街!! 玩嘢啊!!!"
(what! you want bomb? bustard! Don't fool around here!)
** 炸蛋 = BOMB
Summary : Sometimes, things might not be so simple as you first look at it. A deeper consideration is required to avoid unnecessary embarrassment



