Thursday, February 03, 2005

A Gun-less Japanese Army

During the WWII, a Japanese soldier goes to toilet early morning. When he looks down, he discovers that one of his balls is in green color! He is very worry about it. At this very moment, he recalled that there is a Chinese medical master which is good in such illness. Without any doubts, he visited his savior.

"Doctor, what's happened to me?"
After a careful inspection by the Chinese medical master. "Well son, based on my years of experiences in medical industrial, I never seen such weird illnesses before. To be safe, I strongly suggest you to cut it out!"

"Since I have 2, what a big deal to lose one? I still have one though..."

.... The doctor cutted it off.....

After several days after the incidence, the soldier realized that his second & last ball also green in color! Without any second thought, the soldier rush to the Chinese medical master.

"Doctor, what's happened to me?"
After a careful inspection by the Chinese medical master, "well son, based on my years of experiences in medical industrial, I think you’re in critical condition. To be safe, I strongly suggest you to take it out!"

After serious consideration by the soldier, "OK, let's do it!"

It is become worst after several days! The soldier's penis also turns into green color!!!
This time, the soldier meets the doctor with great disappointment. "Doctor! What’s happened to me!!!???"

The doctor takes a while before giving the following advice.....

"Well son, based on my years of experience in medical industrial, it is your underwear color that made it green!!!"


summary : Before we make any decision on something, a serious of considerations must be made. Sometimes, we can just judge something based on a single source. A multiple opinions would be benefit to us. Don't judge in hurry!


Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Digital 2005 Chinese New Year Card


Only days away from the Chinese New Year 2005 from now! I hope it is not too late to dedicate this card to you all!
To ignite the firecrakers, just point the match to the bottom of the firecrackers. Remember to turn on your speaker.







Links
MTV music
2005 Chinese New Year Card


God Of Money


WISH ALL THE VISITORS 新年进步,万事如意!




財神到 MTV - Closed.











Links
MTV music
2005 Chinese New Year Card