Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Ah Beng's Accicent

There was once an Chinese man called Ah Beng who was involved in a terrible car accident. In the hospital, when he gained his consciousness, he called out for the nurse to know what had happened to him.

"I'm very sorry, sir, but you had involved in a very bad car crash".

"Car crash! diu!! My Marcelly (aka Mercedes ) ! My Marcelly! Is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.

"Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries. You've lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it", she said apologetically.

"I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex piu leh!"

"Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition and all your family are here to see you".

He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them.

"Wife, are you here?"

"I am here husband, and I will never leave you"

"Son, are you here?"

"I am here father, and I will never leave you"

"Daughter, are you here?"

"I am here father, and I will never leave you."

"Well," said Ah Beng thoughtfully, "if all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS LOOKING AFTER THE SHOP?!!! DIU NIA SENG!!!"

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Microsoft's Bill Gates in Malaysia

Dear buddy, been days didn't update my blog. I was off yesterday as attended a Microsoft's seminar in Putrajaya Convetion Center (PCC). The building's design is just superb, nice design, scenary from inside the building are just like picture!!! The best i see is form the cafeteria. I'm sure most people will express "Wow!". Should you have an opporunity to be there, hope you have that feel too ;)

As the event was organised by Microsoft Malaysia, so it is not really suprised when seeing the agenda stating a section by Bill Gates. Before that, those sessions by Bill Gates will be a video clips. But for yesterday, not only the venue's security become really strict. Scanners are all around the entrances. Polices walking everywhere.

When i see Bill Gates walking up to the stage, i really can't believe that the billionaire is standing right in front of me. Well, although he did not make me richer after that, but it did gave me a feel of satisfaction by meeting such richie. All right, that what i wanted to share. Hope this richie will keep visiting us more frequently ;)

CNN News Update

Putrajaya Convention Center