狗狗的行山指南. (hike with your doggie)

礼拜六, 没节目? 没有怕, 给几分钟睇睇章行山指南,包你有个愉快的周末.
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没有狗仔而又念住要领养一条? 读一读以下个文章先下决定吧. 希望你能找到个"人类的最忠实朋友"
Do not have a dog yet? read the article before getting a dog. I wish you good luck in looking for a "Men's best friend"
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Everyone or Annie Wan?

Copied from the forwarded mail on 23rd Aug 2004

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital
from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give
me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!!
you
didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be
careful
my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position
in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle
he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important
position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy
doesn't
work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody
and
i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think I
do!?
Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i'll broadcast
it on the P.A system saying. "Attention, someone called and said that
anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no
one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is
going
to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're
their uncle, u're a nobody. "how bout that!?

Toot....Toot....Toot.................

雨天的昂溪山 (Gunung Angsi)

成员 : 小弟，害害，耳玲，占士"邦"，啊邦既小佬同埋小狗（旺仔）．
地点 : 昂溪山, 瓜拉比啦, 森州.
时间 : Aug 15, 2004 凌晨6点45分

We departed from Seremban town. This is the 3rd climb for 旺仔. As usual, 旺仔 vomitted several times as we were on the way to the destination. Poor dog. We started the ascend as soon as we reached the destination. Registration is a MUST for all climbers' safety, we registered at the counter and continue with our journey. It was a raining day, but it did not stops us going up though.

The trail was quite muddy, so it added some difficulties to some of the members. But this doesn't stop 旺仔 showing off his performance, he is getting better compare to previous climb. This time, he did not leave the group even i let go the leash. We stopped few times in the middle of journey to have some rest & drinks. We took 2Hrs and 15 mins to reached the peak!

After 30 mins at the peak, we started to packed and descend. It is even more challenging while going downhill, cause the trail is so slipperly. We stopped by the waterfall as 害害 requested to have some cooling session ;) Here, for the first time, 旺仔 able show his swimming skills at the waterfall! It was a wonderful scene!.

We did not stay at the waterfall for long period of time, just to take precaution as the mountain up there might having heavy rain. We continue our journey after that.

We reach back to the registration area after an hour plus of walking. The entire journey took us about 5 hours plus. After lunch in Seremban's 姨婆老鼠粉, we call off the day and travelling back to KL.

Photo Galeries

大马的寺.Malaysian Poem.

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI.

Foo, 旺仔(dog) & 我 之游山记 - 8th Aug 2004

成员 : 小弟，啊富仔，和小狗（旺仔）．
地点 : 昂溪山, 瓜拉比啦, 森州.
时间 : Aug 08, 2004 凌晨7点30分
焦点 : 旺仔的"第一次"上山经验

呢个行程是个没计划既,事关临时临急先想爬山.而参与者只有富仔一人,所以就预埋旺仔一起.星期日一早,我就驾驶我老豆部WAGON载埋班爬山知己朝昂溪山去.不过,由于呢个是旺仔既处次出门再加上九曲十伞弯,它有D不关坐车.整个途中"爆"(呕)佐两嚄.好采部WAGON有D防备,如果不是就整车都是旺仔D味道.

当到达目的地,我哋就拿拿临搞掂D装备出发.因为马来同胞对狗狗有禁忌,最好就趁人少少上山.途中旺仔都好突然,树木花花绿绿的世界是它一生既"第一次"体验,都几难怪它会惊奇囖.

整个上山既路程都是由上上落落既地面同沿着一条河行.水声同D虫叫声仿佛开紧演奏会,D感觉好靓.富仔都被个景吸引佐.而旺仔就不停甘"啡"尿.可能它正在MARK紧它既范围.好采没人睇到hehe.

大概一个钟半,我哋终于到达佐整个路程既最后一条河,跟住D路程就是不停既45度上山.不过,旺仔D精力果然好劲.它依然精力充沛,但是最后都有D累既迹象既.你估它是机械MEH ;)

不出两个钟十五分,我哋终于到达山顶!!!之后就马不停踢甘谋杀飞林.因为旺仔可能是第一条到此山顶既狗狗!!!!那时D心情简直是要尖叫.当时D天气又靓,好好FEEL.(有相为证)

逗留佐20分钟,我哋就开始下山.途中遇到班新加波的爬山脚.他们都好惊奇当他们睇到旺仔.仲话要帮它合影!当时,旺仔就好似D明星甘,一个个同它合影.我都有D骄傲感!啊哈哈.

最后我哋到达了终点.冲佐个凉就"坯".整个行程用佐5粒钟.人狗都叫做尽兴而归啦,大家D表现都很好.而旺仔更证实佐它既爬山实力.虽然旺仔不是什么名种狗,但是我觉得它是一个好既爬山伙伴;)

以下是D系山上影既相.希望您哋都感觉到个份"味道"!请

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