Story of A Non Mandarin Speaking Chinese.
As everybody knows about Malaysia is a country where multiple races of citizen living in a harmony & peaceful environment. Well, sometimes things might not go as smooth as you are thinking. Below is a joke that would most likely happen in Malaysia.
Singh : "Ah Meng, can you buy some of those 'FRIED EGGS' on your way back?"
Ah Meng : "Okay boss."
** "'FRIED EGGs'......How to say in Mandarin leh??? Fried is 炸..." mumbling by Ah Meng.
Ah Meng : "Uncle! 给我三粒'炸'蛋 please."
(traslation in english : Uncle, i want 3 pcs of ZHA DAN [FRIED EGG])
Cook : "你要炸弹??? 找死啊?? 死仆街!! 玩嘢啊!!!"
(what! you want bomb? bustard! Don't fool around here!)
** 炸蛋 = BOMB
Summary : Sometimes, things might not be so simple as you first look at it. A deeper consideration is required to avoid unnecessary embarrassment
Singh : "Ah Meng, can you buy some of those 'FRIED EGGS' on your way back?"
Ah Meng : "Okay boss."
** "'FRIED EGGs'......How to say in Mandarin leh??? Fried is 炸..." mumbling by Ah Meng.
Ah Meng : "Uncle! 给我三粒'炸'蛋 please."
(traslation in english : Uncle, i want 3 pcs of ZHA DAN [FRIED EGG])
Cook : "你要炸弹??? 找死啊?? 死仆街!! 玩嘢啊!!!"
(what! you want bomb? bustard! Don't fool around here!)
** 炸蛋 = BOMB
Summary : Sometimes, things might not be so simple as you first look at it. A deeper consideration is required to avoid unnecessary embarrassment
posted by DJL inc at
6:12 PM
2 Comments:
咪就喺。。。咪以為喺呢個多重簇嘅社會生活好有型。。。 不過你只“炸蛋”就搞笑咗啲啲~ 我念“Roti Kawasaki”搞笑啲。。。啲日本佬唔识嘅，仲以為我國嘅茶档仲高科技過佢哋添。。。 “Kawasaki"面包咊。。。嘢少架。哈哈。。。
其实呢个故仔是时常发生系我哋身边嘅.尤其是某些人刚刚淹完咸水,衣锦还乡时已经惯佐啲西方嘅生活方式.又或者啲半咸半淡嘅华人.:D
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