Jokes : Proud to be Malaysian

America vs. Malaysia....

 

US:We have mocha

MY:We have "NesLo"

 

US:We have cappucino

MY:We have teh tarik

 

US:We have pancake

MY:We have roticanai

 

US:We have the Golden Gate

MY:We have the Penang Bridge

 

US:We have "Star Spangled Banner"

MY:We have "Jalur Gemilang"

 

US: Damn it! What do you have that we don't?

 

MY: We still have our TwinTOWERS! You've lost yours.

 

US: &*^$%^&()*&%^$$