啊星的古事 - Singh's Story

这则故事是以"啊星"的发音来填补以下的英文问题.答案发音又以广东音/马来音.而广东音又以大马的slang,如果你不是大马的广东人,可能回令你失眠,肠胃无舒服,便泌,甚至令你的新陈代谢缓慢.事关地答案是您预想不到的.如有不便多多包涵.

What if...
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1) a singh who is a sailor? - Karpal Singh
2) a singh who attends a chinese wedding dinner? - Yum Singh
3) a singh who is digging a hole? - Mengali Singh
4) a singh who is a gangster? - SamSingh
5) a singh who likes to slap people? - TaoBaSingh
6) a singh who is lost? - MisSingh
7) a singh who is noisy? - BiSingh
8) a singh who likes herbs? - GinSingh
9) a singh who kills people? - AssasSingh
10) a singh who with one ball? - BalwantSingh (Ball One Singh)
11) a singh who with two balls? - BalTwoSingh (Ball Two Singh) - Wrong!!
it is BalanSingh! (as in balancing)
12) a singh who with three balls? - AMAZING!!!
13) a singh who likes to drink soyabean milk? - YeohHupSingh
14) a singh who was sacked from the national hockey team? - RelaxSingh
15) a singh who is lausy? - OwtarSingh
16) a singh who likes round-a-bout? - PuSingh
17) a singh who is flying around on a broomstick? - SouPahSingh
18) a singh who is a three satrs general? SamLapSingh
19) a singh were to succeed in forming their own country, what will they call their currency? - Mata Wang AhSingh
20) and lastly, what do you call a singh who likes to scold people for nothing? - TiewNiaSingh.


The End